Definitions by Jake 9

Glass eye

A glass eye is when you and your buddies are all in circle beating each other off so hard that your eyes become blurry and eventually go blind.

Hey, did you see the new guy?
Yeah, he was walking around the dorm room as if he couldn't see.

That's because he got a glass eye.

Glass eye by Jake 9 May 19, 2017

When you fuck your cat for misbehaving

Mickey was misbehaving so i took the cat tank approach while jimmy cried with a sock in his mouth.

Cat tank by Jake 9 April 27, 2017