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Definitions by Jaime "milktard" from NJ
milktard
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One who has a
problem
digesting milk, most
likely
due to being
lactose intolerant
.
I think
I'll pass
no
milk and cookies
-
you know
, I'm a milktard.
milktard
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Jaime "milktard" from NJ
August 29, 2005
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