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Definitions by Jaiden Animations

The Quiet House 

The Quiet House is like the nickolodeon show "The Loud House" except in the quiet house it is about a girl who has 10 brothers, unlike the loud house whitch is the other way around.
Joe: Have you seen the loud house?
Candice: no, i am watching The Quiet House, it's much better.

Garlic-Breadaboo 

An allosexual person who is obsessed with asexual culture (garlic bread, cake, dragons, etc.)
Person 1: Garlic bread is better than sex
Peron 2: are you asexual?
Person 1: no i'm just a Garlic-Breadaboo

Jaystander 

A Jaystander is sombody who stands in the middle of a road.
like a Jaywalker but with no intention of crossing the road.
A jaystander made me get to work late and caused a traffic jam behind me.
Jaystander by Jaiden Animations August 31, 2022

Mathsturdate 

Mathsturdation is a mix of the words "Mathsturbate" and "Masturdate".
It is when you go to a Movie or fancy Restaurant to do you're Math Homework.
Joe: How do you do you're math homework?
Candice: by Mathsturdating.
Joe: good idea! i should start to Mathsturdate Too!
Mathsturdate by Jaiden Animations August 14, 2022

Heterochromia 

When your eyes have different colours.
Ten times more common in asexuals for some reason.
Ben: Did you know Heterochromia is 10 times more common in asexuals?
Yuri: Yeah, i even met a couple Heteroromantic asexuals at work!

Asexual Predator 

Someone who, unlike a sexual predator, is asexual and kidnaps kids for non-sexual reasons, like making food.
I went to the free kandy van because i was horny and wanted to get fucked.
Unfortunatley, it wan Not a sexual predator in there, But an Asexual predator, and now i have to make Garlic Bread for Him.