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Definitions by Jag III

Able 2 (sho me) 

Possibly the worst lights and sirens manufacturer ever.
Cheesy led's that consist of a few dim diodes more suitable for a childs toy.

And a siren "wail" that has to be the most goofy half job sounding wail going.

For the most part, a product downright embarrasing for any public safety official.
Did you hear the wail on that Able 2 siren?
Sounds straight out of loony tunes!

Wait! is that a police car behind me? No..no it's probably just the reflection of a really dim lit chrismas tree shining on the squad car.
But whats that sound?????? Someone must have loony tunes turned on somewhere...I think I can hear bugs bunny.
Able 2 (sho me) by Jag III November 13, 2004

chapstick 

Where would we be without it?
No lips to kiss, no cracks to heal.
Ahhh...chapstick Jag III's little buddy.
Grrr...I'm outta chappy and my lips are killing me!
chapstick by Jag III November 13, 2004

Novelty Inc. 

Slave driving route sales distribution company offering Noveltys and general merchandise to the C store market via route slavesmen (salesmen).
I just spent an hour setting up that Novelty floor display, one down, eight more to go! And I get to do it all over again tomorrow! starting at 4:00am.
Novelty Inc. by Jag III November 13, 2004