Jacob Ford's definitions

lock and unload

While driving, the act of locking the widows just prior to cutting ass as to allow your fellow riders to enjoy all that is your stench.

Shortly after the chili and eggs had properly mixed with last nights beer, I felt the familiar rumble in my lower intestine. The poor bastards I was with were getting ready to taste my stench. It was time to lock and unload.

by Jacob Ford March 19, 2008