Definitions by Jackie's Pet Human

dick harmonica 

When two biological males stand front to front and skotch tape their dicks together. (As supposedly done by Marilyn Manson and Twiggy Ramirez when they wanted one girl to give them both head.)

"Well, there's two of us and one of her... Let's do that dick harmonica then."

dick harmonica by Jackie's Pet Human May 30, 2006