Jack May-hoffer's definitions

anal mist

1. the small vapor cloud accompanying a hot, chemical-carbon fart. 2. The END-result of eating jalepenos, corn, peanuts, chocolate, Texas Red chili, and ice cream (all at once); topped off by hot coffee.

I stained my tidy-whities with a blast of anal mist.

by Jack May-hoffer November 11, 2004