Definitions by Jack King-Hoffman

D.I.Y Power Washer

When there's poop stains on the sides of the toilet bowl so you piss on them to clean it.

"Bro, there's shit stains all over the toilet seat. Where's the brush?"

"Don't worry, I'll just use my D.I.Y Power Washer to clean it."

D.I.Y Power Washer by Jack King-Hoffman March 18, 2023

Real 

A term used for agreement, specifically to state that one’s negative emotions match another’s feelings perfectly

“I genuinely cannot take this anymore. My life is in ruins. I have suicidal thoughts every second of the day. Everybody hates me and I hate myself just as much”

“Real”

Real by Jack King-Hoffman September 30, 2022