Definitions by Jack Finlay

Aaliyah Brown

This girl has a very close resemblance to miss piggy. Her favourite pass times are shagging drug dealers and police officers in the back of cars, and also stuffing her face with greggs (and anything else that remotely resembles food). She claims she’s fucked in the head due to mental health.. but in reality, she’s just an attention seeking bitch.

Stevie: “Who’s Aaliyah Brown?”
Jack: “That big fat bitch from Prestwich”

Stevie: “Oh yeah, I know who she is now!”

Aaliyah Brown by Jack Finlay February 25, 2025