ashputtled

verb. ashputtled: To leak excrement, uncontrollably, from some oraface on your lower body.

Guy 1: Oh Man...John Beagan really ashputtled all over my kitchen floor last night...I was awake until 5am cleaning that mess up! Mostly semen this time...

Guy 2: Gross!

by Jack ChickenStrips Torrence January 24, 2010