2 definitions by Jack Carter

How long you say your penis is to people you talk to through the miracle of intarweb.
Yeah? Well MY internet penis is THIS big!
by Jack Carter April 3, 2004
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Extremely retarded, unbelievably retarded to point of fucktardation or worse.
Jeez, look at that tarded up loser, he can't even talk so you understand him.
by Jack Carter April 22, 2003
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