Definitions by Jack Carter

internet penis 

How long you say your penis is to people you talk to through the miracle of intarweb.

Yeah? Well MY internet penis is THIS big!

internet penis by Jack Carter April 3, 2004

Tarded up 

Extremely retarded, unbelievably retarded to point of fucktardation or worse.

Jeez, look at that tarded up loser, he can't even talk so you understand him.

Tarded up by Jack Carter April 22, 2003