Definitions by Jack Carrington

noob 

a person or character that sucks at what that person is doing.

noob: oh yea i pwn at this game

another person: *views stats* wow 1 kill 72 deaths *checks own stats* 892 kills 0 deaths
yeah u do pwn....... at dying

noob by Jack Carrington October 21, 2008

bob the builder

a bald guy who fails to do everything and is made of clay. he has friends that are talking cars and trucks. in a few words.
HE IS A FREAKIN BLOB OF CLAY WHO HAS NO REAL FRIENDS AND IS AN EMO SON-OF-A-GUN WHO GAVE UP ON LIFE AND CANT GET A WOMAN!!!

someone random:hey bob can u fix my toy car??

bob the builder: no its fucked

bob the builder by Jack Carrington October 20, 2008