Definitions by Jack Abrahams III to the power of 53

deez nutz 

Deez Nutz! *grabs testicles* Self-explanatory.

Small Child: Excuse me sir, what time is it?
Vile Man: Two of.
Small Child: Two of what?
Vile Man: TWO OF DEEZ NUTZ! *grabs testicles*

deez nutz by Jack Abrahams III to the power of 53 September 25, 2005