Definitions by Jabba the Butt

infatuwaitress 

The current hottie on the restaurant that has caught your eye

We keep on going back to the diner because of his infatuwaitress.

infatuwaitress by Jabba the Butt November 20, 2021

Strawberry Norquist 

The act of giving someone a hickey so brutal, that the piece of skin sucked on becomes insanely bloody and large.

Bro, I can't see the new Spiderman movie because the strawberry Norquist that my girlfriend gave me on my neck is way too noticeable and hurts like hell.

Strawberry Norquist by Jabba the Butt June 11, 2018