Definitions by Ja Ja Bae

Crancktop

A cranktop is a type of girl that is some times as smart as Hawking, but sometimes as dumb as Patrick star.

Marry: Did you know 1 out of 6 people are going to hell?
Jack: Yea, you're smart

Marry: By the way paper grows on paper trees.
Jack: You're such a crancktop

Crancktop by Ja Ja Bae November 21, 2019