9 definitions by JT Super Bad
When you hear someone who is so damn annoying that the sound of their voice is worse than being penetrated in the ear.
Rosa: "HEY JONO! AJHKVHLIKVJBKDFJK!! I'M LOUDDDD!"
Jordan: "Wow that Rosa chick just ear raped me."
Steve: "Yea... me too"
Jordan: "Wow that Rosa chick just ear raped me."
Steve: "Yea... me too"
by JT Super Bad January 18, 2007
to stick a regulation sized NFL football in your vagina (females only) or anus (either sex) and exert enough pressure to hurl it at least 40 yards with pin-point accuracy
Man 1: "Hey, Man 2, you wanna do the Payton Manning?"
Man 2: "No man, my butt isn't loose, you should do it with Sally, it would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"
Sally: "He's right"
Man 2: "No man, my butt isn't loose, you should do it with Sally, it would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"
Sally: "He's right"
by JT Super Bad January 16, 2007