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Definitions by JESSIES*MOM

JESSICAS are usually that one girl that everybody likes , Dark haired , white girls,

they can be quite ,but once you break them outta their box .. They let it all out.
Jessica's are short but not TOO short , Represent * TooShort* (NWA / MIDWEST RAPPER) :
Jessicas usually have one sibling, but first glance they might come across as an only child.

They don't care for cats , or pets at all really .

If you are in a relationship with a Jessica, if u got a Jessica crushing,
U better be a good cook , and often .
You can't be no stringbean because she will use u as a straw in her vitamin water...

Jessica Jessi for short , if your having a bad day Jessica don't mind having a bad day with you...

They play in pool leagues , jog , ride in cars , or on scootters on their free time, when she's not Randomly showing up at the most random times at her friends houses.
When they do show up pay attention because u blink and they are gone . If you got a Jessica I your life , you wanna keep her at all cost , get rid of your Jennifer's and jackies there's no room for rookeys , Jessica is the bestest friend you will ever need she's kind and loving , and all be surprised if she sticks around long enough to read this ..
GIRL 1 : LOOK AT THAT GIRL JESSICA , SHE MAKES SHORT LOOK TALL..

GIRL 2 : AND HOW DOES SHE HAVE SO MANY SUPPORTERS AND 0 ZERO HATERS..

JESSICA : HATERS ARE MOTIVATERS
Jessica by JESSIES*MOM September 7, 2026