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Eldho

A giga-simp who, as soon as he meets a girl, buys a $400 promise ring and drops all his bros ASAP

Person 1: I just met someone! I just used my entire paycheck to to buy her a ring and fly out to Vegas!! Screw my brooooooooooos
Person 2: Simp, you're pulling an Eldho!!

by J.LastInitial December 3, 2021