2 definitions by J.J. Goodwind

Brumpet

To pass gas in an unquiet manner. A more polite way of saying butt trumpet". See fart or flatulence.

Emiliano: "Do you want to hear me play my brumpet?"

by J.J. Goodwind February 18, 2009

Brumpette

Similar to brumpet. To pass gas in an unquiet manner. A brumpette produces higher musical notes. A more polite way of saying butt trumpet". See Brumpet or fart or flatulence.

Emiliano: "Would you like to hear my brumpette"

by J.J. Goodwind February 18, 2009