A Windows user who is convinced that because the OS they use is clunky, prone to crashing, requires set up wizards and a 3 button mouse to operate that it somehow makes them smarter.
windolt: Macs suck. They only have one button on the mouse!!!
: Ummm.. we really don't need more than one.
windolt: Ha! Mine has three! It's harder to use!. I must be smarter!
: Umm.. yeah. The set up wizard just crashed your computer, you fucking windolt.