Definitions by J-LO 86
Paper Towel Perforation Tantrum
Going absolutely banana-bat-shit crazy when taking paper towels and they won't tear along the perforations properly... having recently consumed spiced rum does not aid in the tearing.
"Woah, see that chick losing her shit, she totally just threw a massive Paper Towel Perforation Tantrum... she must be drinking spiced rum..."
Paper Towel Perforation Tantrum by J-LO 86 June 19, 2014