J Tom B's definitions

Panning for corn

Defecating into a collinder above someone's head. Afterwards, the defecater sifts through what remains in the colliner. A variant to the Cleveland Steamer.

Jen was bored with their normal Saturday night Cleveland Steamers so she asked Steve to switch it up. Steve obliged and went panning for corn.

by J Tom B September 21, 2006

Lazy Prospector

A voyeur who is specifically witnessing the act of Panning for Corn.

You gonna join in? Or are you gonna just sit there like a lazy prospector?

by J Tom B October 12, 2006