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scissor fist
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Code for
masturbating
when
getting caught
by friends. Usually a
last resort
.
Mark
walked in on
me beatin' it and I couldn't think of
anything
so I just
yelled
out "SCISSOR FIST!".
scissor fist
by
J Ross
September 8, 2007
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