2 definitions by J A Aloysiusz
The act of inserting one of those fancy waterproof cell phones into the anus, and proceeding to send it text messages, thus creating a makeshift anal vibrator.
Also see "pink texting"
Also see "pink texting"
Example 1:
Dude 2- "Today my mom asked to borrow my waterproof cell phone. I mentioned she already had one but she demanded that she use mine. When I got it back, I noticed I was in a group chat with my mom's phone and another phone I didn't recognize. There were nothing but blank messages. I'm afraid her pink texting has escalated to simultaneous brown texting.
Dude 1- "Dude, your mom is one horny woman"
Dude 2- "Today my mom asked to borrow my waterproof cell phone. I mentioned she already had one but she demanded that she use mine. When I got it back, I noticed I was in a group chat with my mom's phone and another phone I didn't recognize. There were nothing but blank messages. I'm afraid her pink texting has escalated to simultaneous brown texting.
Dude 1- "Dude, your mom is one horny woman"
by J A Aloysiusz July 15, 2014
The act of inserting one of those fancy new waterproof cell phones into the vagina, and proceeding to send it text messages, thus creating a makeshift vibrator.
also see brown texting
also see brown texting
Example 1:
Dude 1- "I confiscated my GF's vibrator the other day because she told me I couldn't please her like a real man, but I think she's been pink texting ever since"
Dude 2- "I'm sorry dude. My mom used to spend all day pink texting so I know what that's like"
Example 2:
"I don't have time to pink text anymore because I run an interstellar empire"
Dude 1- "I confiscated my GF's vibrator the other day because she told me I couldn't please her like a real man, but I think she's been pink texting ever since"
Dude 2- "I'm sorry dude. My mom used to spend all day pink texting so I know what that's like"
Example 2:
"I don't have time to pink text anymore because I run an interstellar empire"
by J A Aloysiusz July 15, 2014