Chocolate Rose

When a woman takes a shit that curls around before breaking off and it gently touches their pussy lips leaving a layer of shit on their beef curtains that looks like chocolate covered rose petals.
Betty: Why are you walking weird?

Candy: I just gave myself a chocolate rose.
by J/M/C May 31, 2022
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Skippy Thighsman

Bro who the fuck was that?

Dude it was Skippy Thighsman!
by J/M/C April 01, 2022
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