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Derpman is the only man with derp powers. He simply derps his enemies to death. One day Clark Wayne was walking down the street when he derped off a cliff into a vat of radioactive waste. He then get out cleaned himself and the derp god gave him derp powers.
by It's me, Derpman April 19, 2014
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