Definitions by It's me, Derpman

Derpman 

Derpman is the only man with derp powers. He simply derps his enemies to death. One day Clark Wayne was walking down the street when he derped off a cliff into a vat of radioactive waste. He then get out cleaned himself and the derp god gave him derp powers.

Robber 1: were totally gonna rob this place!
Robber:2 Oh no! Its Derpman!
They shot eachother

Derpman by It's me, Derpman April 19, 2014