Tilemachos

He's is a sexy ethereal bitch who flights you from distance. However he's shy. Don't underestimate him, he is a talented bitch and he also fucks nicely. His secret power, his coconuts. You should put them in your mouth. Period.

Tilemachos:*exists*
Someone: omg, Tilemachos is coming!! I can't keep my pants on.

by It's Themis b*tch November 21, 2021

Themida

Themida is the justice bitch. She's a fucking goddess who runs the city down. If you don't know her, she comes to you with a sword in your sleep, serving judge Judy realness. You better believe hoe.

Someone: omg my life turned out how I wanted!!!
Themida: I'll be the judge of that...

by It's Themis b*tch November 20, 2021