Irishman Jay O'Kelly's definitions

irish trumpet

When someone of Irish decent cums up their partners nose, and then smacks said partner in the lips with a still erected penis.

For example: "Dude's! I totally Irish Trumpet'd that chick at the pub last night!"

by Irishman Jay O'Kelly January 15, 2018

Arabian Toothbrush

When your lover puts Toothpaste on a male penis, and uses it as a toothbrush.

Example: Dudes! HobbiBobbi used me as an Arabian Toothbrush this morning, I'm not sure how to feel about it, durkadurka

by Irishman Jay O'Kelly January 19, 2018