Pilots lunch

The thing you were supposed to plan 3 days ago while on a max duty day, rolling into a min rest, followed by another 6 legs.

Oh, you didn’t pack a bunch of that shitty hotel breakfast in your flight bag? Guess your eating a pilots lunch today.

by InvertedAv8r August 07, 2021

Asshole Amnesia

A person that’s such an asshole they’ve forgotten how much of an asshole they are.

After years of lying and manipulating his/her friends they were cast out from the group, only to return months later pretending like nothing happened. They have asshole amnesia.

by InvertedAv8r September 05, 2025