Internet Protocol's definitions

Santaphobia

The fear of Santa Clause watching you sleep, breaking into your home and giving you gifts.

Doctor: I'm afraid your son has a severe case of Santaphobia.

by Internet Protocol November 21, 2014

Forklift Boosting

Lifting one forklift with another in order to extend vertical reach.

Example of forklift boosting:

Customer: Are you sure boosting the forklifts to reach the top shelf is a good idea?
Engineer: Trust me, I'm an engineer!

by Internet Protocol January 19, 2015