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Term coined in the late seventies, resurrected by popular prop comedian Lady Gaga, also known for her karaoke-style computerized children's-club cult mind-taking rhythm-music for teens.

Involves the beating of a non-disco dancer caught by a number of drunk, brand name wearing, backwards cap bald-spotting males who have been angered due to hearing a form of music other than disco, otherwise known as repetitive club music with a worn out four-four mind erasing lame beat. A branch is severed from a tree (or whatever crude cudgel-like object discovered nearby) , thus becoming a "disco stick" to demonstrate in a concrete way the power of disco music. Can also describe the point of view of a listener at a dance club wherein the music becomes a torture device, a disco stick used to beat simplistic garbage disguised as dance music into one's head through speakers.
I just worshiped satan through Lady Gaga's sex hymnal with my frat brothers and now I'm dumb enough to join up with a herd of other missing links to beat the intelligent open minded music fan with a disco stick until his brain deactivates.

Having to endure that pointless music at that club made me feel as though I had been beaten mercilessly with a disco stick.
by Inscrutable July 6, 2010
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A hideous, clownish, and untalented puppet hired by money hungry business people to indocrinate the stupid by replacing real human thought with sexual urges. An extension of pointless dance music from the nineties. A priestess for the church of Ignore The Suffering In The World And Screw Mindlessly. A user of millions of dollars to create meaningless drivel that appeals to mindless herds who only like what is on the surface. A nobody whose fifteen minutes will soon be up, along with the dying music industry that promotes the worst of everything.
A hyena creates more music than Lady Gaga.

When I want to become numb to things that matter, I listen to Lady Gaga; her songs make me forget I ever had a thought in my head.

America's cultural wasteland could not be expressed more clearly than through Lady Gaga.
by Inscrutable June 2, 2010
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