Definitions by Inmown Werdz

Autoerotic Asslicksiation

The act of a dog or cat who, in the act of personal grooming, lingers too long in their personal area, causing an awkward state of self-arousal.

Bill's Doberman was just sitting on the floor when his personal grooming turned into an act of autoerotic asslicksiation. We were all very uncomfortable.

Autoerotic Asslicksiation by Inmown Werdz June 27, 2008

Golden-Teed

Akin to the “golden shower”; the act of urinating on a friend, acquaintance or lover, when angry/upset/ or in a fight as in “teed off”.

After heavy drinking and insulting everyone at her party, Kim passed out. She was then golden-teed by everyone present.

Golden-Teed by Inmown Werdz June 25, 2008