Definitions by Incubator

Post-natal clarity

Like post-nut clarity but after your baby is born

I liked my wife a lot but then we got a baby and I never saw so clearly. Post-natal clarity

Post-natal clarity by Incubator April 21, 2026

Pre-nut clarity

When a male is in a environment full of hot babes but he controls himself so much he suffers psychologically and physically, but after a while the women become less attractive and he feels better in said environment and feels more wholesome

"dude i wanted to sleep with her so bad i felt so uncomfortable emotionally because i couldn't do anything about it, but then the pre-nut clarity hit and now i'm less attached to her and more relaxed"

Pre-nut clarity by Incubator April 21, 2026

Boner patrol

When you have a boner. It is patrolling see what's going on and what it can fuck. Usually at inconvenient times.

*kissing your girl*
*Kissing her too much and you're too horny*
*You get a boner*
"Oh dang, boner patrol!"

Boner patrol by Incubator September 18, 2023

wertail

its when your having anal sex and when you take your dick out a log comes out. and stays about halfway out, like a tail

"oh shit, she wertailed on me"

wertail by incubator May 13, 2005