Inappropriate Handshake's definitions
When you haven't washed your hands since you last had a wank and have now found yourself shaking hands with somebody important.
Dave shook hands with his girlfriends father. He remembered how he hadn't washed his hands since having a wank and awkwardly made eye contact with him. It was a Wankshake!
by Inappropriate Handshake March 22, 2016
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