Definitions by Ilysm Preston <3

Preston 

The most wonderful person on earth. He's cute, down-to-earth, and hates drugs and crap like that.

Guy: hey blondie, try this. (Holds a weird cigarette in front of him)
Preston: NO THANKS. I've got a date, and I wouldn't try it if I didn't. Ta ta.
Guy: whatever.

Preston by Ilysm Preston <3 May 9, 2009

Facebook 

A sheer waste of time; the reason why GPAs are at an all time low, and it is the place for stalkers. One of the only good things is that it's more classy than myspace.

Muffy: Come on, Amanda, study for the history test with me.

Amanda: No time for that! I have to go on facebook!

Muffy: well...suit yourself (frowns)

Facebook by Ilysm Preston <3 May 7, 2009