Ikea Madness's definitions

kracker puff

A Caucasian variation of the African-American hairstyle commonly referred to as the “afro”. It is often sported by members of bands, skaters, and kids who just don’t feel like cutting their hair. A popular alternative to the “lacrosse mullet”. Good for hiding weapons, drugs and guitar picks when traveling through hostile suburban areas.

The drummer in my neighbor's garage band has a kracker puff.

by Ikea Madness September 1, 2006