Ike Mamazon's definitions

vanilla page

A personal Facebook page where you have close friends and family viewing your timeline status posts, Unlike group pages where you can act a goddamn fool and post pretty much what you are REALLY feeling.

Please don't post bullshit on my vanilla page, post it in the group. Hey, my church sees my vanilla page! Um, my parents are on my vanilla page. PG page

by Ike Mamazon May 30, 2016

Joy Bells

The combination of hair, feces and toilet paper formed into little balls that clings to one's ass hair. Caused by a hairy ass, frequent bowel moments, cheap toilet paper and rare baths.

While bathing, dad said, "Make sure to get the Duck Butter and Fromunder Cheese from under your nuts, and the Joy Bells out of your ass!"

by Ike Mamazon December 10, 2013