Definitions by Igor from the hitgame persona

Portuguese UK stance

The act of being friends with someone and still get fucked in the ass by them.
This is a reference to the historic British-Portuguese alliance since the English really liked fucking over the Portuguese.

Guy: Yeah, I assumed the Portuguese UK stance with my best friend.
Girl: Really, why is that?
Guy: He fucks my ass sometimes. We're just friends though.

Portuguese UK stance by Igor from the hitgame persona May 7, 2026

Paulotion

The act of having as much motion as your physics teacher.

Guy 1: "Dawg I just went bald."
Guy 2: "Bro you have some heavy paulotion!"
Paulo: "Type shi."
Guy 2: "Shi."

Paulotion by Igor from the hitgame persona February 10, 2026

Mário nipple twister

The act of twisting your significant other's nipple or breast while screaming the name of your 12th grade math teacher.

Example of how you would do the Mário nipple twister.
Guy: *twists nipple*
Girl: *non chalant behaviour on some type shit*
Guy: "MARIO~"
Girl: "Wtf that's my dad."

Mário nipple twister by Igor from the hitgame persona February 10, 2026