Ignatius J. Reilly's definitions

whorliday

A holiday predominantly celebrated with whorish or whore-like behavior.

Girl 1: What are you going to be for Halloween?
Girl 2: A sexy nurse. You?
Girl 1: A sexy cat.
Boy 1: This is my favorite whorliday.

Boy 1: All of those girls are dressing as slutty _____ (fill in blank with cat, nurse, etc.).
Boy 2: Happy Whorlidays!

by Ignatius J. Reilly March 17, 2009