BPA, or Big Penis Aura
, is defined as the general air of imperturbable awesome
that a man of significant endowment
exudes at all times. A good example of BPA is seen in the behavior of motorcycle cops, who regardless of the possibility of being shot in the face and/or groinal region, still approach a pulled over vehicle with all the attitude and condescension one would expect from a nuclear-armed POTUS
addressing a heckling girl scout
"When D strutted into the room hips first with that look of total determination on his face, my testes
shriveled in fear. His BPA intimidated the shit
out of me."
won the election because of his BPA. No man of ordinary genital
disposition could project such charisma and self-assurance."