Definitions by IceBro

patahern 

literally 'to piss'. There are some variations, such as 'pataherning' or 'pataherned' to denominate different tenses.

Oh bro I gotta patahern, pull over.
Dude, the dog just pataherned on the carpet.
Bro that was so funny I was pataherning myself.

patahern by IceBro June 27, 2010