neckumcision

A medical procedure involving the removal of excess neck skin, usually performed on a male with multiple weak chins, causing him to resemble an uncircumcised penis.

A corrective medical procedure to alleviate the appearance that one is wearing a turtle neck of their own skin.
It was so cold out today that John's neck skin rolled up over his head like a turtle, he should really think about getting a neckumcision to fix it.

If he got a neckumcision, you wouldn't have to rub John's back so vigorously to make him poke his head out of his neck.
by Ice jj fish and chicken May 05, 2020
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