Definitions by Icabod Crane's Toe

waddlefucker 

An individual with a particular fetish for the webby feet of ducks or other billed creatures.

Earl's been going hunting for geese a lot lately but he only brings small fuzzy handcuffs with him whenever he goes. I think he might be a waddlefucker!

waddlefucker by Icabod Crane's Toe March 3, 2016