Icabod Crane's Toe's definitions

waddlefucker

An individual with a particular fetish for the webby feet of ducks or other billed creatures.

Earl's been going hunting for geese a lot lately but he only brings small fuzzy handcuffs with him whenever he goes. I think he might be a waddlefucker!

by Icabod Crane's Toe March 3, 2016