18 definitions by Iben Wakenoff

St. Louis Godzilla

The giant dump you take after eating two racks of St. Louis ribs

Dude, those were great ribs. I took a St. Louis Godzilla that was taller than the arch!

by Iben Wakenoff June 28, 2016

Head Vagina: the best looking woman in a group

by Iben Wakenoff June 28, 2016

A schlub who vapes and considers getting gages. Basically a cross between a douchebag and a schlub

Check this Russ guy out, getting his last vape in for the night.
He's a total schlubbag!

by Iben Wakenoff July 31, 2018

The extra amount of cologne that an urban guy will wear to cover up the smell of his girlfriend from his wife.

Just got to tab on some extra ho hide so the wife don't find out!

by Iben Wakenoff November 30, 2016