Iben Wakenoff's definitions

Nickel City Knobber

The act of smothering your penis in Frank’s Red Hot and blue cheese before receiving a blow job. Can be turned into a deluxe version with the addition of a celery stick placed up ones’ ass.

Very popular in Western New York.

That whore charged me an extra $10 for a nickel city knobber…it was worth and she liked the celery afterwards!

by Iben Wakenoff August 19, 2016

mullikin

The act of eating all food in a given area at one sitting, hardly without breathing or pausing.

What happened to all the food at the buffet?
Some guy came in a pulled a mullikin in no time flat.
Dang impressive! I notice the salad bar is still all there.

by Iben Wakenoff June 29, 2018

HILF

Holes I'd Like to Fill. A different take on the _ILF categories in this world, but pretty self explanatory

Check out HV today.
Yeah, she's got a HILF or two I'm interested in!

by Iben Wakenoff August 25, 2020

schlubbag

A schlub who vapes and considers getting gages. Basically a cross between a douchebag and a schlub

Check this Russ guy out, getting his last vape in for the night.
He's a total schlubbag!

by Iben Wakenoff July 31, 2018