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Hitlerstache

The man didn't have time to shave his whole face, so he was left with a hitlerstache.

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A person who claims to be more badass than the following: Master Chief, Deadpool, The Terminator, Rambo, or Chuck Norris.

Luke: I'm way cooler than Master Chief!
Michael: Shut up, you dirty liar!

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