Definitions by Ian in Bed

Marfart 

When you fart so loud it makes your dick vibrate.

*fart* wow that was a Marfart, that was better than a vibrater!

Marfart by Ian in Bed January 29, 2015

Ian

The action of having a gigantic dick that can destroy any pussy with a couple of strokes.

Oh my gosh! Your dick is almost like an Ian!

Ian by Ian in Bed January 29, 2015