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Micropeenarliosis
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Micropeinarliosis is a
term
used to say a man is too afraid to ask out a
crush
, typically because of a microscopic
penis
.
Holy fuck
...John definitely
won
't get the girl if he doesn't
loose
his micropeenarliosis...
Micropeenarliosis
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I_am_gay :0
March 26, 2026
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