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Micropeenarliosis
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Micropeinarliosis is a term used to say a man is too afraid to ask out
a crush
,
typically
because of a
microscopic penis
.
Holy fuck
...John
definitely
won't get
the girl
if he doesn't loose his micropeenarliosis...
Micropeenarliosis
by
I_am_gay :0
March 26, 2026
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