1 definition by IR Baboon

Zonkie

A very disturbing noun.
A Zonkie is the dried pieces of shit stuck to your ass hair. Yes, I feel like puking too...
This term is usually offensive, as it is givin to some one you don't like.

Friend #1: Dude look, there's that Zonkie
Friend #2: Yes, what an asshole!

by IR Baboon September 16, 2010