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Pelicar

A very odd creature. She has the lips of a fish, yet the jaw of a pelican, she resembles one of the people off of the movie, The Hills Have Eyes. Her favorite hobby is smurf blowing and falling asleep on the phone with her significant other. She likes to show off her cleavage in pictures. Do not take this creature lightly, she gets very aggressive when taunted.

Guy: See that girl over there?
Guy 2: Yeah. What about her?
Guy: I heard she blows smurfs.
Guy 2: Is that Pelicar?

by ILoveYouGabby February 25, 2012