3 definitions by IIIII TK IIIII

back-front-wiper

When A Woman's crotch smells like she wiped her ass from back to front. . .

Dang bro I was just about to go down on her and it hit me in the face like a back-front-wiper!

by IIIII TK IIIII December 6, 2010

control panel cheese

When a woman's underwear are either taken off, on floor, or in hamper control panel facing out and there is a cheese dot sour cream looking stain (like cheezy-mustard).

OMG her panties were on the floor in the bathroom with control panel cheese on them. . . it looked like old cream cheese!

by IIIII TK IIIII December 6, 2010

Hamper-Wiff

When a chick is so hot, that you would want to spend and Hamper-Wiff her Hamper all day!

Dude she is so hot that I would Hamper-Wiff her Hamper all day. . .

by IIIII TK IIIII December 6, 2010