Definitions by IIIII TK IIIII

back-front-wiper 

When A Woman's crotch smells like she wiped her ass from back to front. . .

Dang bro I was just about to go down on her and it hit me in the face like a back-front-wiper!

back-front-wiper by IIIII TK IIIII December 7, 2010

control panel cheese 

When a woman's underwear are either taken off, on floor, or in hamper control panel facing out and there is a cheese dot sour cream looking stain (like cheezy-mustard).

OMG her panties were on the floor in the bathroom with control panel cheese on them. . . it looked like old cream cheese!

control panel cheese by IIIII TK IIIII December 7, 2010

Hamper-Wiff 

When a chick is so hot, that you would want to spend and Hamper-Wiff her Hamper all day!

Dude she is so hot that I would Hamper-Wiff her Hamper all day. . .

Hamper-Wiff by IIIII TK IIIII December 7, 2010